Thursday, January 06, 2005

Johnny Depp's Angst

Whenever I channel surf and happen to come across Johnny Depp, I see a frustrated writer and poet who sold his happiness for the bright lights of Hollywood. Depp is practically a recluse who keeps to himself unless he's walking the red carpet or promoting a new film. Which leads me to wonder what careers these actors would have chosen if they had not appealed to the masses of a public audience. Here are some thoughts: Mel Gibson- Catholic priest; Ashton Kutcher- local radio announcer; Hally Berry- private secretary; Tom Cruise- electrician; Denzel Washington- college professor; Nicole Kidman- housewife w/home business; Leonardo DiCaprio- FBI agent; Orlando Bloom- zoo groundskeeper; Samuel L. Jackson- evangelist; Kermit the frog- green felt; Brad Pitt- insurance salesman; yoda- George Lucas' wet dream. And the list goes on and on....Add to the list. Post a comment! As an afterthought, choosing acting as a career isn't too bad either.


Blogger Willow said...


Hmm, fascinating little guessing game. As I said in my reply to your comment, I think you're right about Johnny Depp. But as for some other actors . . Let's see.

Sean Penn - politician, or political writer.
Hugh Grant - NPR personality. He could do witty bits about films, books, music, that sort of thing. Shame nobody would get to see his handsome self though.

That's all I can think of at the moment. .


12:57 PM  
Blogger citygurl said...

I like this game:

Matt Damon - underwear model (yum)...ok, ok, CIA operative
Shannen Doherty - personal trainer at a really cheap gym. in florida.
Mel Gibson - change that to preist aspiring to be POPE
Scarlet Johanson - higschool english teacher, the one all the boys lust over
Ben Affleck - highschool gym teacher

hmmm, that's all I've got for now...

1:29 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

John Travolta - evil Fortune 500 Company CEO
Tom Hanks - little league coach
Tobey McGuire - nerdy travel agent/accountant
Bruce Willis - professional extreme athlete
Cate Blanchett - librarian

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Depp himself would have been that bum that hangs out near the local junk shop, smokes foul cigarettes, and never seems to change clothes.

Oh, wait. That *is* Depp. Never mind.

2:56 PM  
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